restingcorpse:

I need someone to kick me in the stomach til I’m coughing up blood

(via ordr)

beginning a sink full of dishes isnt something you survive without going in knowing full well you will likely die, and accepting that, a warrior must know

ftftftftftftftftf:

(via stfaggot)

you post because youre funny and clever, i post because the angels fill me with their ecstacy

sacha-fenestraz:

stimpson:

Would you rather $1 million or a disgusting old penny

(via melaniefangz)

hey, uhm, the oracle said she had a vision of my nose being stuffed into your pubes, 😳 but that would mean… and we’re both girls 😳

cleaning my apartment on much too many edibles is what i imagine moving through the fade is like for a dragon age mage, a mage in dragon age

godivaghoul:

(via osmanthusoolong)

balderdash!

and why not? why shouldnt i lie on the ground and count the sunbeams as the clouds and i converse?

i would like to be kickin back at a bonfire, preferrably on the water but im amenable and horny for life

anyone got any bruises they can give me?

leans back in my chair and shouts at everyone at the bonfire, 🥴 anyone got any bruises they can give me?

rocktavian:

civvic:

ENOUGH ABOUT BOOBS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE FUCKING COMET IS COMING

(via gaelicgalpal)

seimeisenn:

sorry I can’t stop forcefemming oops I just forcefemmed 35 men

(via sylladextrous)

pearl-kite:

got me feeling like a
a monster

(via shoobadawoop)